A pixel graveyard for the most buried asset on earth. Every sell writes a new "Bitcoin is dead" obituary. Every buy makes Bitcoin dig itself back out of the grave.
The presses are warm. Nobody has written one yet.
waiting for the first sellBitcoin has died 0 times. It's fine.
RESURRECTNo prizes, no payouts, no rewards. The token's trades run the graveyard. The same tape is replayed for every visitor, so everyone reads the same obituaries and sees the same resurrections.
Every sell of $OBITUARY sends the crow. It drops a fresh newspaper clipping: a "Bitcoin is dead" headline picked by your transaction, OBITUARY #N, and your wallet as the author. The tombstone gains a notch.
Every buy pushes the pixel bitcoin up through the dirt. Bigger buys push harder. The gravedigger falls over every single time. He never gets used to it.
A buy from $250 is a full resurrection. Lightning, a flash, the coin flies out of the grave and spins above the stone. The RISEN stamp drops with your wallet. The digger loses his hat.
Out of the grave is the share of buys among the last 40 trades: how far the coin stands out of the dirt. The status reads ALIVE, always. The counter for times it stayed dead is hard-coded to zero.
Every trade is sized in US dollars when it lands, whatever the buyer paid with. A $50 claw is a $50 claw, in SOL or in bitcoin.
any buy: the coin pushes up through the dirt, the digger falls over
a buy from $50: a harder push, dirt everywhere
a buy from $250: lightning, the coin flies out of the grave, stamp with your wallet
a sell: the crow drops a clipping, a notch on the stone, the digger shovels dirt back
a sell from $250: the obituary makes the front page. Extra, extra.
Hundreds of real Bitcoin obituaries have been written since 2010 and trackers keep counting them. None of them stuck. This board starts at zero for this coin and only the left number moves.
Fifty headlines, all made up here: no real quotes, no real outlets, nobody real. Every sell prints one of them, picked by the transaction signature, so the same sell always prints the same headline. The count is how often each one ran.
Every obituary and every resurrection, newest on top. Next to it: the night by hour, the latest obituaries, the biggest resurrections, the busiest obituary writers and the hardest diggers.
$OBITUARY trades against WBTC, Wrapped BTC (Portal) on Solana. The coin keeps its funeral next to the thing it keeps burying. Whatever the buyer pays with, the page reads the pool and prices every trade in US dollars, so a resurrection is sized the same in SOL or in bitcoin.
A pixel graveyard at night with one big tombstone: HERE LIES BITCOIN. Every sell of $OBITUARY makes the crow drop a new "Bitcoin is dead" obituary, written in the seller's name. Every buy makes Bitcoin dig itself back out of the grave. A buy from $250 is RISEN, a full resurrection. That's the whole coin.
It is the oldest running joke in Bitcoin. Since 2010 people have declared it dead hundreds of times, and obituary trackers keep a list. It never stayed dead. This coin turns every sell into one more obituary and every buy into one more comeback.
No. All 50 headlines were written for this page. They are not quotes, they name no real outlet, no real writer and nobody real. The masthead is made up too. The author on each clipping is the seller's short wallet.
No. There is no prize, no pot, no airdrop and no holder reward. A buy gets you a resurrection, a line from the coin and a row in the register with your wallet. Buy $250 or more and the stamp says RISEN.
It is the share of buys among the last 40 trades. It sets how far the coin stands out of the dirt between events. It is rebuilt from the trade history, so every visitor sees the same graveyard. It is pixels, not a price level.
The crow takes off from the stone and drops a clipping: a headline picked by the sell's signature, OBITUARY #N and the seller's wallet as the author. The digger shovels dirt back in, the coin sinks a little, and the stone gains a notch. A sell from $250 makes the front page.
Yes. The BTC chip reads the live price of WBTC from Jupiter. It moves with bitcoin, not with $OBITUARY. Display only, not a forecast.
Not yet. Until launch it runs a simulated night, the same for every visitor, labelled preview. No wallet, obituary or number in the graveyard is a real trade until then. The BTC price is real.